Setting: Office/Computer Area of Astins Home
Astin picks up phone and dials 1800-full-tilt.
Ring, Ring Ring
Astin: Howard! Its Astin.
HL: Hey Astin, how you doing?
Astin: Ok, just got done this awesome meal I made.
HL: Whatcha you have?
Astin: Something i tried for the first time that I was thinking about, champagne battered fish. It was yummy.
HL: Sounds delicous!
HL: What can I do you for Astin?
Astin: Well Howard, I'm about to fire Full Tilt poker and play in the Blogger Big Game, its the last game and oppurunity for a seat for the TOC, for a Main Event seat and Braclet package.
HL: oh Yes, yup yup.
Astin: Well i plan on going very deep in this tourney and just wanted to call you to "turn" that RNG in my favor, when I'm we are 11 haned and I'm on the 5-handed table, you think I can get pocket AA 3 times in two orbits and have 2 of the 3 pocket Aces to be on back to back hands.?????
HL: Astin..... for you pal anything. Consider it done.
Astin: Thanks Howard, tell Jesus, Jen, Erick, Gavin, Ivey, Andy, Gordon, Mike, Allen, Team CardRunners, Erik, Clonie, Gus and everyone else I said hello.
HL: will do. Good Luck..... Like you will need it.
Astin: Haha, you too funny Howard.
*So, I dont know Astin personally but if he reads this, its just joking around.*
Simply incredible the rush of cards he gets late. I heard and read about, but being an actual witness to it, blew me away.