Tuesday, March 11, 2008

What a fuckin donkey......

Full Tilt Poker Game #5599651639:
Skill Series (40521358), Table 5 - 120/240 -
Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 23:16:10 ET - 2008/03/11
Seat 1: bayne_s (4,393)
Seat 2: Jestocost (18,145)
Seat 3: corron10 (6,449)
Seat 5: SirFWALGMan (10,551)
Seat 6: IslandBum1 (6,720)
Seat 8: garthmeister (4,305)
Seat 9: SmBoatDrinks (3,085)
Jestocost posts the small blind of 120
corron10 posts the big blind of 240
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to corron10 [4h As 3h 4c] <--Not great but I will play
SirFWALGMan folds
IslandBum1 folds
garthmeister folds
SmBoatDrinks folds
bayne_s folds
Jestocost raises to 720 (Really thinks he can push me around, playing OOP is -EV in PLO IMO)
corron10 calls 480 (able to get away if the flop is not in my favor)
*** FLOP *** [Ac 5s 6s]
Jestocost bets 1,440 (I dont like it, but I go with my read, he is weak, and only makes pot sizes bets)
corron10 has 15 seconds left to act
corron10 raises to 5,729, and is all in (put the pressure right back on him, I know he doest have the nut flush draw, w/ me holding the Ace of Spades, )
Jestocost has 15 seconds left to act
Jestocost calls 4,289 (what hero, its only 1/3 of stack, no problem, people dont fold)
corron10 shows [4h As 3h 4c] (Hahaha, I'm ahead, and he doesnt even have a spade draw, and is drawing pretty thin... 2 5's left in the deck)
Jestocost shows [Tc 5c 7d Qc] (on that board, where does he think, his bottom pair is good????????) this only means he is a LUCK FUCKING BOX
*** TURN *** [Ac 5s 6s] [2c] (its the right card, wrong fucking suit, now he has 8 more outs, (3 clubs in his hand and 2 on the board)
*** RIVER *** [Ac 5s 6s 2c] [Kc] (Thanks Full Tilt RNG. REWARDING the DONKEYS!!!!!) So SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Runner Runner clubs, for the win.
corron10 shows a straight, Six high
Jestocost shows a flush, Ace high
Jestocost wins the pot (12,898) with a flush, Ace high
SirFWALGMan: gg
corron10 stands up
bayne_s stands up
Jestocost stands up
SirFWALGMan stands up
IslandBum1 stands up
garthmeister stands up
SmBoatDrinks stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 12,898 Rake 0Board: [Ac 5s 6s 2c Kc]
Seat 1: bayne_s (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: Jestocost (small blind) showed [Tc 5c 7d Qc] and won (12,898) with a flush, Ace highSeat 3: corron10 (big blind) showed [4h As 3h 4c] and lost with a straight, Six high
Seat 5: SirFWALGMan didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: IslandBum1 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: garthmeister didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: SmBoatDrinks didn't bet (folded)



Look at the odds.
Pre flop its 50/50
Flop i'm at 70/30 favorite, I still dont understand, how he calls my flop bet. Really what the fuck were you thinking.
Turn i'm at 80/20 favorite
River 100% fucking loser

5 comments:

Riggstad said...

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAH!!!!

SirFWALGMan said...

He had a few questionable hands.

Jestocost said...

I want my $2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

corron10 said...

Nice cash Jest. and the final table to boot. Your awesome!! Luckbox.

bayne_s said...

B I N G O